A Toilet I Would Like To Marry

I discovered this SEXY range of toilets today: The INAX range of completely automatic Satis toilets.

This toilet has it ALL. Click on the movie and I'll walk you through:

1. Stand in front of the toilet. The lid will open automatically.
   
   [NEXT] Calming music will begin to play to help you relax (this music has a MORNING and NIGHT mode, and also comes in an SD card.. which I'm assuming means you can download new versions etc.)
   
   [NEXT] Ambient lighting then comes on, good for those nighttime trips (or to PREVENT trips -- depending on how you look at it).
   
   [NEXT] Now special PlasmaCluster technology (germ/odour killing ions are dispersed) begins to ensure the surrounding air is pleasant and clean.
   
   [NEXT] The moment the lid is opened, a full power deodoriser is also activated.
   
   [NEXT] A room heater is now activated.
   
   
2. Now have a seat. The toilet seat heater is always kept at a comfortable temperature.
   
   [NEXT] Upon sensing your presence, the deodoriser will begin activation.
   
   [NEXT] For your convenience, there is a cleaning nozzle for your buttocks, as well as a special "Ladies' Nozzle" (I'm sure you can work out what this means). The nozzles are self-cleaning, and when not in use, are stored away under a shutter. The nozzles are also protected from cases where gentlemen are performing urination.
   
   
3. Stand up. Complete and automated bowl cleansing is carried out as you stand up. Cleansing is only performed when you stand up. No longer will you forget to flush.
   
   [NEXT] As you stand up, the powerful deodoriser is also activated, removing all odours once you are done.
   
   [NEXT] If you manually activate the Turbo Deodorise on the control panel, even stronger deodorisation will be carried out.
   
   
4. Now step away from the unit. As you do so, the lid will automatically close. No longer will you need to use your hand to make contact with the seat, nor will you forget to close the lid.
   
   [NEXT] The PlasmaCluster germ and odour function now begins operation, continuing to ensure a clean and fresh-smelling unit.

My future house is going to have a spiral staircase, and now... one of THESE!

Notice how there is also the amusingly named Satis ASTEO series of loos?

I'm sorry, did someone say ASTEO?