ご迷惑

昨日、朝早いの満員列車の中に、だーれ。。だーれかがおならしちゃったの。

ほら、おならって、「新聞を広げて読みますとほかのご乗員にご迷惑をかけてしまいます」ということよりひどいじゃない？

みんなは、こっそりとあっちこっち向いて、「誰やろう？！」の表情を持ってた。

むかつくさい！

こういう問題を防止するために、列車に「緊急おなら穴」をあけたらはどうやろう。

In a packed carriage on yesterday's train, SOMEONE farted.

The conductor often announces "Reading your paper while having it wide open causes a nuisance to other passengers," but really, isn't a fart much worse?

Everyone was sneakily looking around at everyone else, wearing an expression of "Who the HELL?"

I suggest that in order to prevent further incidences, they should install emergency "fortholes" (fart + porthole) at various intervals in the carriage so that people can let one rip should they need to.