Ahhhh nuts.

I started unpaid training at a new job in the middle of December. Everything is in Japanese. WAH!! My official title will be Systems Administrator but right now it's Stress Monkey.

Today has been the first day the lady I'm replacing has been away.

And on this very first day, I've managed to:

• Cause the photocopier to require the services of the maintenance guy;
• Somehow spill the contents of the hole-punch all over my desk into open files - wedding anyone?

I have a cup of green tea sitting on another desk so hopefully that will stay un-damaged.