The Body Beautiful

This popped up at the bottom of one of my emails one day:

The Japanese says:

Of course this is what you want...

"Summer comes and in my boyfriend's room is a poster of a bikini-clad girl. Is this a challenge directed at me? Right then, between now and summer I'm going on a short term diet and I'm gonna get me a killer body!"

Go on the Five Day Diet!

The other day I had two chocolate bars WHILE WAITING for my dinner to cook.