Lard Ass

Yahoo Japan mail often has these tacky ads that seem to have been engineered solely to make readers feel ugly, fat, too unmarried or too ugly and fat to be able to get married.

These ads come with a "PR" at the top, which I'm guessing stands for Pure Rubbish.

Take a look at one of today's ads:

It says: "I want to lose weight in 5 days! I want to keep my breasts though, and I want a slender waistline.."

Umm, BOTH these girls together make up one of me. I am flabbergasted.

Although maybe "flab" isn't the best word to use here..