Bargains

In a country like Japan, where one can purchase a single kiwifruit for $4, or a packet of cooking mushrooms for $40, it fills me with delight to come across what I think are bargain purchases.

This week's bargain purchases are as follows:

• 18 x rolls of toilet paper - $3.48
• 1 x Milli Vanilli CD - $1.80

Girl, you know it's true.