Women Only Carriage, 8.01am

The only problem with being able to see over everyone's heads, is that this usually means everyone's pointy shoulders are at the same height as my boobs.

Which, in the event of a train lurching left or right, usually means that I get smooshed boobs due to the fact that NO ONE EVER HOLDS THE SAFETY STRAPS.

This lack of strap-holding could either be due to the straps being too high, or the fact that one may look somewhat un-ladylike should they hold onto one.

Personally, I think it's far more un-ladylike to cause a Domino effect of shuffling pumps and toppling women.