DOA

I'm watching a solid piece of cinematic crapulence at the moment:

DOA: Dead or Alive. A martial arts movie based on the video game.

The dialogue is atrocious, there are cliches upon cliches, and they make a total mess of cultural differences between all the Asian countries (Japanese villains are speaking in Chinese, the palaces are a blend of Japanese and Chinese design). It's obviously made just to showcase some awesome martial arts fight sequences between barely clothed boobalicious babes.

It's soooo bad that it's almost good.

Download it today!