My Weekly Amusement

Kansai Flea Market, a free black/white classifieds publication, is distributed weekly. Its Personals section is so amusing, that it even has a mention in the Japan Lonely Planet guide.

This week's pick comes from a Mr. Etsuo:

Single JM (45) seeks girl for friendship and more. I'm honest, kind, meek. 182cm tall, 60kg, living in Kyoto. I studied Low and Photo in two Univ. I hate tabacco and lie.

*hands clasped together, eyes glistening with tears of joy* Oh, there's SO MUCH to work with there, I don't know where to begin! This fellow sounds adorable -- I hope he finds his dream woman.